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CRS: “A Useless Bunch of Flobberworms”

Sept 24

So I found two players. Joe is a fifth-year, swift and tall, great for a Keeper. The second is a third-year girl, Kelly. I have never met anyone so tiny and quick to change in my life. When I told her she would make a perfect Seeker, she laughed so loudly the windows nearly broke and then she suddenly looked all serious and said she’d love to.

Two down, four to go. Continue reading “CRS: “A Useless Bunch of Flobberworms””


CRS: A Near Miss

Sept 21

If I hadn’t seen it before with my own two eyes, I never would’ve believed how amazingly unaware some wizards and witches are of Muggle popular culture. I mean, Star Wars is only one of the biggest franchises the world has ever seen, right, why would you pay it any attention? Continue reading “CRS: A Near Miss”

CRS: Lovely

Sept 19

So I was right, Hogwarts now does have a student newspaper! Continue reading “CRS: Lovely”

CRS: Haremoon’s Quidditch Team

So I went to talk to Sinistra about the Haremoon Quidditch team again. And she told me the same as last year – if I find enough people to play for us, then everything’s cool and dandy. If I don’t, well, bummer. Continue reading “CRS: Haremoon’s Quidditch Team”

CRS: Magical Muggle Stuff

Nobody told us doing the seventh year will be a suicide mission, okay. I’m starting to think getting through this one is going to be about as easy as the quest to destroy the One Ring. It’s been barely a week and I’m pretty sure I have never had this much stuff to do. Continue reading “CRS: Magical Muggle Stuff”

CRS: Celebrating & Contributing

Sept 15

So I’m officially sixteen since yesterday. Not that my parents care. I suppose birthday is not counted as a letter-worthy opportunity when you’re the disappointment of the family. Continue reading “CRS: Celebrating & Contributing”

CRS: First Impressions

Sept 10
I met Clara and James today. They were going out of the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom and I was about to go in and we kind of bumped into each other. Literally. Continue reading “CRS: First Impressions”

The Common Room Stories

The Common Room Stories is a series of short posts intended as either diary entries or school newspaper/house magazine articles. There are four students writing: Continue reading “The Common Room Stories”

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